Hi Clint, so I heard you like wood grain and laptops with lots of ports...I present you the inspiron 8200. And yes it has a floppy drive, serial, IR, SPDIF, and more. :
DELL INSPIRON 8100 PENTIUM III, 1000 MHz XP PRO 512 MB Ram, 40 gb HD, NVidia – ASA College: Florida
Construction - Under the Hood (continued) - Dell Inspiron 8200 Pentium 4-M 2.0GHz